Dateline, New York: In a surprise press conference today, Marvel Comics has revealed its TV lineup for new season, consisting of over 500 new shows and comic book tie-ins. Said a spokesperson for the company, "We were wondering how to work in Tigra, whether she should join 'Inhumans' or make …
Uh, who are these beardy dudes standing on a beach? I have a feeling I'm going to be asking this sort of question a lot ...
The GRRM writing flowchart:
Is there incest?
No: MOAR INCEST
Yes: (narrows eyes) Hurrrr ...
The quintessential GoT moment: a sex scene cuts to another sex …
How can you take seriously a movie featuring a character called "Pash Cracken"? It sounds like something produced by an Australian slang generator. These are all genuine names from the Star Wars movies, harvested from the IMDB or the Star Wars Name Databank:
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I've just come back from seeing the long-awaited adaptation of the classic _____. It was terrible …
(Way back when, I used to do a lot of SF/F reviews as part of the Postviews site. Eventually Postviews will be incorporated into this site, but until then this star of the series can find a home here.)
I couldn't wait for that smarmy little brunette to die …